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Biden went overboard in killing chickens to stop bird flu
Published: Thursday, February 27th, 2025 @ 2:14 pm
By: John Steed
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Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After COVID came and mostly went, suddenly, prices began to rise. The cost of nearly everything soared, especially eggs, a dozen of which eventually cost more than a pound of beef.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 12:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With inflation remaining stubbornly persistent, the Easter Bunny has been forced to hide ramen noodle packages around people's yards in lieu of his usual eggs.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 9:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Asked about holding future Easter Egg hunts at the White House, President Biden babbled that he would be “pushing” out eggs in the 2024 election.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Remember when the price of eggs soared, and providers said it was inflation and higher transportation costs and a sudden drop in production and some kind of avian flu?
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 6:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A group of young children participating in an Easter Egg hunt at the White House found themselves at the center of unexpected controversy after they discovered more of President Joe Biden's classified documents hidden inside some of the colorful Easter eggs.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local community Easter egg hunt ground to a halt yesterday as conservative commentator Matt Walsh kept jumping out from nearby bushes to inform the children that it's biologically impossible for a bunny to lay eggs.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 1:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Washington Post columnist conducted a surreal exercise in absurdity this week to explain why eggs — which have soared 138% in price — are “cheaper than you think.”
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 5:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Not one egg in 4 months and I'm not the only one.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Samantha Brinson
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Local man Gary Marmon climbed to the top of The Forbes 400 after it was revealed he possessed both Taylor Swift tickets and a dozen eggs. Marmon beat out former richest man Elon Musk, who called the newcomer a beacon of inspiration.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Governor Gavin Newsom has found himself once again mired in scandal, this time after being caught dining on eggs cooked on a gas stove at the French Laundry.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Elites have gathered at the World Economic Forum to discuss the latest ways to fix all the world's problems while also making themselves extremely rich at the expense of the poor.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 9:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Famed tycoon Scrooge McDuck has been long known for ostentatious displays of his hoarded wealth, including diving into a pool of gold coins.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 7:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Every morning, local TSA Officer Steve Harper gets out of bed, takes a shower, eats two hard-boiled eggs, gets dressed, and then flips his lucky coin to find out if he's going to be a pleasant, easygoing guy who is gracious to flustered, stressed-out travelers
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dear Diary, It is the eve of Easter and all is well at the rabbit patch.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2017 @ 7:48 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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At an education event held this morning, Gov. Roy Cooper encouraged leaders in business and education to support improvements in North Carolina's K-12 school system, including an increase in teacher pay
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2017 @ 9:56 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Do you keep up with the news on the latest nutrition guidelines?
Published: Friday, February 26th, 2016 @ 9:05 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Don't let the term "interior design" summon thoughts of paint swatches and throw pillows. That's decorating. The type of design that interests East Carolina University student Lindsey Westphal brings comfort to the sick and can even aid healing.
Published: Thursday, April 24th, 2014 @ 12:21 am
By: ECU News Services
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Researchers at East Carolina University will spend another year studying the causes of Gulf War illness and medicines that might be able to treat it.
Published: Wednesday, February 19th, 2014 @ 10:52 am
By: ECU News Services
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A pair of East Carolina University professors have published a cookbook with recipes that aim to curb inflammation and its related health complications.
Published: Monday, January 20th, 2014 @ 6:00 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Eggs are one of the highest quality sources of protein, with the healthiest part being the yolk. Vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants (such as lutein) are found in the yolk.
Published: Friday, July 13th, 2012 @ 9:01 am
By: David Winstead
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