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IOWA CITY, IA — On the other end of the spectrum from "DINK" (Dual Income No Kids) families, local Mormon parents Logan and Stacy Jensen have proudly claimed the rare title of "OINKs", meaning a family with one income and nine kids.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 10:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Expecting their thirteenth child, Naethainiel and Ruthannaleeeley Shumway resumed the centuries-old Mormon tradition of picking possible baby names by scooping a handful of random letters out of a can of Alphabet SpaghettiOs™.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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By all accounts a subpar Mormon, local man Bryce Smith was assigned to govern Pluto upon his sudden passing yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After losing the box office battle to AngelStudios, Disney has announced a new movie project: Indiana Jones and the Plates of Nephi.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 9:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints found himself experiencing an acute trial of faith recently. Following the controversy surrounding Bud Light's support of trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, he wished he drank beer so he could join in the boycott of Bud Light.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 5:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chaos broke out at the wedding of Addison and Nate Smith last Friday when local LDS hooligans snuck caffeinated black tea from a flask into the punch.
Published: Monday, August 8th, 2022 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka, Mormons) have published a study revealing a disturbing trend among young Mormons. Specifically, millennial Mormons are waiting until later in life, sometimes even until age 22, to get married.
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 10:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RIPON, CA — When an abrupt knock at the door interrupted his Raiders game, local man Joe Castaneda almost overturned his bowl of tortilla chips.
Published: Thursday, May 19th, 2022 @ 10:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Tuesday, President Trump urged Mexico to “wage war” on drug cartels after the massacre of at least nine American citizens — three women and six of their children from a Mormon family — in the Mexican state of Sonora.
Published: Wednesday, November 6th, 2019 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Beaufort County Community College Foundation would like to gauge interest in a trip to Durham to see The Book of Mormon, the Tony-Award-winning musical about Mormon missionaries in Africa.
Published: Thursday, April 11th, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mormon Democrats got a boost Tuesday when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., told an estimated 300 faithful, "Ladies and gentlemen, be proud of who you are."
Published: Wednesday, September 5th, 2012 @ 1:59 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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