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The ongoing effort to free the Israelites from bondage hit another snag today as Moses reportedly whipped out his trusty guitar and started jamming the tune "Pharaoh, Pharaoh" in the royal court. Sources say this has caused the Pharaoh's heart to become hardened even further.
Published: Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Historians at the revered University of Edinburgh have announced new findings that have led them to believe God chose Aaron to speak to Pharaoh because Moses talked like Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite his success in interpreting previous dreams regarding an upcoming famine in the land, sources say Joseph is unsure about what to tell Pharaoh about his dream where he's standing in front of everyone in his underwear and they're laughing at him.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After being freed from slavery by the God of Abraham, witnessing 10 terrible plagues against Pharaoh, and walking across the Red Sea on dry ground to escape from Egypt's army, Kemuel son of Bahram, of the tribe of Benjamin, is demanding to be brought back to die in Egypt
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 5:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars have uncovered new evidence showing that Pharaoh's infamous hanging of his chief baker was a result of discovering walnuts in his brownies.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 1:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After enduring 10 horrible plagues that ravaged the kingdom due to his stubbornness and pride, Pharaoh proudly announced that plagues in Egypt are now down 100%.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 1:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After a steady exodus of people fleeing to Texas to escape oppression under Governor Gavin Newsom's rule, there has been a sudden outcry for a return to the ‘coastal paradise' amid rising temperatures in the Lone Star State.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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