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A bridge was built between two worlds today as a grateful gender studies graduate artfully wrote "Thank You" in latte art for a plumber who paid for her student loans.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 12:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A college graduate with a very expensive Master's degree in Ancient Sumerian Poetry wrote a massive check to a plumber this week, prompting him to question every decision he's made in his adult life.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man found himself in a jam when his toilet failed to flush yesterday morning. Rather than call a professional plumber to fix the issue, the man called upon the entire backlog of plumbing knowledge he has accumulated during his life: jiggling the toilet handle.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local Plumber Mario and his brother Luigi were arrested on hate crime charges during a Special Cup Tournament in which they left unsightly skid marks on Rainbow Road.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Knick-knack wealth redistribution is back!
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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At the suggestion of his agent, his team of attorneys, and his plumber, Johnny Depp had bird spikes installed on his bed to prevent Amber Heard from pooping in it.
Published: Friday, May 20th, 2022 @ 6:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Clearing clog pipes and other issues
Published: Saturday, May 30th, 2015 @ 1:50 am
By: Bobby Tony
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