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After a terrifying three days, the prophet Jonah gathered his Assyrian followers around him to recount the harrowing tale of being tossed into the sea and swallowed by Lizzo, that mighty beast of old.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The detailed prophetic dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon can likely be attributed to an overindulgence of Funyuns and Mountain Dew Baja Blast just before bedtime, say experts.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the prophet Ezekiel is absolutely kicking himself for not thinking to patent a recipe for sprouted flourless bread prepared over cow dung because he imagined no one in their right mind would want to eat it.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Reading his bio, it sounds like William Barber II was destined for the role of prophet from the time he was 15. Leadership in NAACP and student government as a teenager prepared him all the roles he is now undertaking.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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A dispute regarding the nature of vaccination has arisen among faithful followers of The Science, and of Fauci its prophet.
Published: Saturday, January 14th, 2023 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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False prophet vs good
Published: Saturday, August 27th, 2022 @ 10:13 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The prophets have long whispered of the return of ULTRA-MAGA King Trump. In faith, we know that his return is inevitable and that he will soon reclaim the presidency and set right what has gone awry.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 11:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One of the most prophetic quotes attributed to George Washington is as follows: “Government is not reason, it is not eloquence — it is force! Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.”
Published: Monday, January 10th, 2022 @ 1:21 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Christopher Rufo writes for the New York Post about controversial writer Ibram X. Kendi’s impact.
Published: Thursday, November 4th, 2021 @ 12:21 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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At least four people have been stabbed near Charlie Hebdo’s former office in Paris on Friday, the site where an Islamic terrorist attack in 2015 left 12 people dead after the newspaper published images of the Prophet Mohammed.
Published: Friday, October 2nd, 2020 @ 6:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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"America has a heart problem," proclaimed Reverend William Barber at the recent Democratic National Convention. Combining the words and style of an old-time revivalist with a modern-day prophet, Barber stirred the audience and reverberated across America
Published: Thursday, August 4th, 2016 @ 10:22 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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My tree work has carried me all around from my Rocky Mount base. The topic of discussion often turned to what was going on at the little country church my customer attended.
Published: Monday, June 22nd, 2015 @ 10:28 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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Two Muslim terrorists have been killed after storming a Freedom of Speech event in Garland, Texas. The event, held at Curtis Culwell Center, was basically a contest for cartoon depictions of the Prophet Muhammad.
Published: Thursday, May 14th, 2015 @ 11:27 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Muslim Brotherhood was founded in Egypt by six employees of the Suez Canal in 1928. The Brotherhood's credo is "Allah is our objective, the Quran is our law, the Prophet is our leader, Jihad is our way, and death for the sake of Allah is the highest of our aspirations."
Published: Sunday, December 2nd, 2012 @ 11:58 am
By: Marvin Sparks
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Ayn Rand and George Orwell are starting to look like real prophets. We've got record unemployment, bankruptcies, foreclosures, and business closings.
Published: Thursday, November 8th, 2012 @ 9:53 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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On Tuesday, September 11 (the 11th anniversary of the barbaric attacks on the US), tensions grew in Cairo, Egypt, apparently over a short provocative anti-Islamic video portraying the prophet Mohammed in a negative light (accusing him of being a womanizer, pedophile, and a fraud).
Published: Thursday, September 20th, 2012 @ 4:10 am
By: Diane Rufino
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