|
Admissions faculty at Harvard was devastated today upon hearing the news that they could no longer use racial discrimination to turn their school into a diverse rainbow of beautiful mediocrity.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
With sheepishness in his voice and a spot of Three-Pepper Sauce™ on his collar, local accountant Zed Filbertson was seen on a call with his credit card company, informing them that yes, regretfully he was actually eating at Arby's for the third time that day.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
If you see what looks like a flying saucer descending to earth after November 1, don’t panic; it may well be a new heat shield launched by NASA that may presage landing successfully on Mars.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 11:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
|
|
By popular demand, every Buc-ee's location will now add a dozen BBQ sauce pumps to its existing 512 fuel pumps, allowing Texans on the go to pick up gallons and gallons of sauce for their barbecues.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 5:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
|
Angie Mikus was cooking a pot of spaghetti sauce in her kitchen March 17 while Gov. Roy Cooper, somewhere in his Raleigh offices, finalized the decision to close restaurants and private bars across North Carolina.
Published: Tuesday, June 16th, 2020 @ 7:30 am
By: Carolina Journal
|
|
In 1929, at the onset of the Great Depression, Sam and Ila Jane Garner were struggling to make ends meet for their family of nine
Published: Thursday, January 4th, 2018 @ 4:56 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
|
|
It will be North Carolina peanuts, BBQ sauce and Cheerwine on the line against Washington wine, popcorn and a selection of beer in a friendly wager between Governor Pat McCrory and Washington Governor Jay Inslee over this Sunday's NFL Playoff game between the Carolina Panthers and Seattle Seahawks
Published: Thursday, January 21st, 2016 @ 8:23 pm
By: McCrory Communications
|
|
Many small rural churches raise money by printing and selling cookbooks. My cousins published Cousins Cookbook for such a purpose and sold 2000 copies.
Published: Monday, June 22nd, 2015 @ 12:34 pm
By: Ted McDonald
|
|
Salmon is best appreciated when sauteed in a buttery sauce of common herbs and served on a clean plate. If prepared properly everything else is secondary.
Published: Friday, January 10th, 2014 @ 4:30 am
By: Stan Deatherage
|