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Solemnly addressing reporters on the White House lawn today, President Biden vowed to send a rescue train in search of the OceanGate Titan, a submersible that went missing on Sunday while diving to reach the wreckage of the Titanic.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid startling allegations of a bribery scheme that involved foreign nationals giving the Biden family millions of dollars in exchange for policy changes, the President spoke to journalists this morning on the White House lawn.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities have been dispatched to the White House lawn after reports of a creepy old man shouting to people that he thinks of everyone's kids as his own.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a touching ceremony on the White House lawn today, President Biden congratulated the first black woman on the Supreme Court, Michelle Obama.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 3:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, President Trump walked down to the White House lawn for an impromptu interview with Fox & Friends. There, he lambasted the FBI in the wake of a damning Department of Justice Inspector General report.
Published: Saturday, June 23rd, 2018 @ 12:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Melania Trump is happy to announce initial details for the 140th White House Easter Egg Roll. The Easter Egg Roll will take place Monday, April 2, 2018, on the South Lawn of the White House
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2018 @ 12:52 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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