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'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth
Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.
WASHINGTON, D.C. A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass. A source within the administration later confirmed that Biden had a AA battery in his mouth at the time of the incident.
"This has been a daily common problem over the last few years," said the source. "He's always just putting the most random things in his mouth. Batteries, rubber bands, paper clips...you name it. The frustrating this is, we can't convince him to actually take bites of his lunch half the time, because he just wants to get up from the table and go play."
Tourists sightseeing near the White House at the time reported seeing Biden frantically shuffling away from the pursuing Secret Service agent, determined to not follow the orders to spit out the battery. "He looked like he was being very disobedient," said one onlooker. "I think I even heard the Secret Service agent tell him he wouldn't get his fruit snacks this afternoon."
An anonymous source within the White House later revealed Biden was ordered to sit in the "Time Out" chair in the corner of the Lincoln Bedroom before his wife, Jill, directed him to apologize to the Secret Service agent.
At publishing time, White House staff had been urgently called to the Oval Office after President Biden was found scribbling on the walls with a Sharpie.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass. A source within the administration later confirmed that Biden had a AA battery in his mouth at the time of the incident.
"This has been a daily common problem over the last few years," said the source. "He's always just putting the most random things in his mouth. Batteries, rubber bands, paper clips...you name it. The frustrating this is, we can't convince him to actually take bites of his lunch half the time, because he just wants to get up from the table and go play."
Tourists sightseeing near the White House at the time reported seeing Biden frantically shuffling away from the pursuing Secret Service agent, determined to not follow the orders to spit out the battery. "He looked like he was being very disobedient," said one onlooker. "I think I even heard the Secret Service agent tell him he wouldn't get his fruit snacks this afternoon."
An anonymous source within the White House later revealed Biden was ordered to sit in the "Time Out" chair in the corner of the Lincoln Bedroom before his wife, Jill, directed him to apologize to the Secret Service agent.
At publishing time, White House staff had been urgently called to the Oval Office after President Biden was found scribbling on the walls with a Sharpie.
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Lucky for you because we both know DT has the personality of a wet fart.
No Stan, corruption isn't driving your bus. Why? Because humans are corrupt. Right, left, corruption is not hard to find when speaking of money and power. Since my previous statement is indeed fact, I would say their is something else that motivates you. What is it? |
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This is not a competition of personality Big Bob, this is a pitched battle to save this Constitutional Republic from the corrupt; those Leftists that would destroy all that was built by far better hands that theirs.
And by the way Big Bob, I was on the frontlines of this battle long before there was a politician named Donald Trump. I joined this battle when I recognized the depth of corruption all around me, and now I represent those that know as I know what the fight is all about, and what its victory will yield - a respite from wanton corruption ... the corruption of the Left, the RINOs and the self-proclaimed elite. |
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My point Stan, because you clearly missed it, is that you are no better or worse, than another human on the planet. And you really want to compare JB and DJT based on ethics and morality? Please. At one time republicans could make the case with a straight face, but after DJT your party is in the gutter with everyone else.
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John Steed: Are you attempting to disabuse Big Bob of the last vestiges of his Leftist hero - the Non Patriot Fool Biden?
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Does a "decent human being" deny his own granddaughter as Biden has repeatedly done? Does a "decent human being" digitally (i.e. with his finger) rape one of his female staff members as Joe Biden did to Tara Reed? NO, Joe Biden is NOT a decent human being.
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Your Idiot President Biden has always been an idiot, and now we know forever utterly corrupt, so you are mostly wrong about his dementia being the culprit, a condition which you, Big Bob, are finally admitting to.
Thank-you Big Bob, however, for giving me your Leftist consent to me attaining "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." I will keep that ambition alive, with your consent of course, and I will act accordingly to preserve such for me and everyone in my community, and my Representative Republic ... no matter what it takes. If you you, however, despise my political speech in that bargain to do so ... TOUGH. |
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JB isn't an idiot. He's old. Well past his prime but decent human being considering he is a politician. I dont know if you are a Q, you tell us? Are you into that?
A much bigger concern to me is how your language is dehumanizing to your political opponents. As much as we disagree on most issues, you as worthy of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as is every human on this planet. All of them. |
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Associate me with what ever "Q crowd" is to you, Big Bob; still, your weak attempt at defamation does not diminish the immutable fact that Joe Biden is a bona fide idiot, and the Non Patriot Left will be finished once Americans get smarter in the many sectors where they currently are not.
By exposing what is real to those that have been fooled in plain sight, this is how we will "fix stupid." This is why Conservatives defend the guaranteed of freedoms within the Constitution, especially the First Amendment, while the Non Patriot Left do not and will not do the same as they believe propagandistic talking points should pass for actual knowledge. |
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Stan, with the Q crowd, many wouldn't know truth if bitten by it. The bitter pill for me is that so many are being taken advantage of to their own detriment. However, as a wise man said, "you can't fix stupid."
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Big Bob: Even though Babylon Bee is satire: How do you absolutely know this is not true?
I watched The Fool fall asleep while speaking to an Israeli official yesterday, while he was supposed to be addressing the Israeli and the World while the World Press watched and recorded. Actually, this post is pretty funny, so it might not be 100% true, but it is funny, like watching Idiot President Biden being led around by his crackhead son when abroad. |
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In the entire animal kingdom they would not let the dumbest of the herd lead. Impeach.
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