18 Things That Lasted Longer Than CNN+ | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    CNN+ will be shutting down on April 30, just a month after its rocky start. Truly, its candle burned out long before its legend ever will.

    Take a gander at these eighteen things that lasted longer than CNN+:

    1) A gallon of milk

    2) Kamala Harris's presidential campaign

    3) Two weeks to stop the spread

    4) Firefly

    5) Housefly

    6) Brief, transitory inflation

    7) Seattle's CHAZ

    8) The ending of Return of the King

    9) Your wife's multi-level marketing business

    10) Colin Kaepernick's enslavement in the NFL

    11) Your New Year's resolution to get in shape

    12) Your New Year's resolution to read your Bible

    13) Free AOL trial CD with 1000 hours of internet

    14) The COVID vaccine's effectiveness

    15) Zune

    16) Google+

    17) James Cameron's Avatar's cultural impact

    18) The Babylon Bee's Twitter suspension

    Wow! It seems like just yesterday CNN Plus was born, and now she's already gone. Like a leaf on the wind.