13 Films With A Powerful Pro-Choice Message | Beaufort County Now | The choice to murder your own offspring for convenience is a fundamental human right. Without choice, you might as well be, like, a handmaid in The Handmaid's Tale!

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    The choice to murder your own offspring for convenience is a fundamental human right. Without choice, you might as well be, like, a handmaid in The Handmaid's Tale! Fortunately, Hollywood is dedicated to producing hundreds of pro-choice films every year to preach the pro-choice message and protect this right for all!

    Here are some of the most notable:

    1) It - A reincarnated abortion doctor dressed as a clown performs late-term abortions on the neighborhood kids. Iconic!

    2) Halloween - Michael Myers has every right to go stabbing. He was born this way.

    3) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - A progressive depiction of a non-traditional family that chooses who they want to eat without apology. Inspiring!

    4) A Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy Krueger has long been one of Planned Parenthood's most outspoken supporters.

    5) Scream - Teens killing people!

    6) The Lord of the Flies - Kids killing people!

    7) The Silence of the Lambs - Dr. Lecter is a super-smart guy who wrote peer-reviewed papers so his stance on baby murder is probably correct.

    8) The Omen - A powerful pro-choice film in which the villain is the kid.

    9) Look Who's Talking, Too! - You'll want to commit murder after watching this movie.

    10) Avengers: Infinity War - With one snap, Thanos fulfilled Planned Parenthood's vision.

    11) Schindler's List - A man named Hitler lived his truth, followed his heart, and exercised his right to choose. Margaret Sanger would be so proud.

    12) A Quiet Place - Parents go to great lengths to protect their children no matter how hard or inconvenient. Wait, how'd that get in here? Scratch this one.

    13) Friday the 13th: Part I - A relentless killer who slays without remorse, Jason's mother is the ultimate pro-choice hero.
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