Homeless Person Offers To Give Steve Bannon Some Change And A Hot Meal

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

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Homeless Person Offers To Give Steve Bannon Some Change And A Hot Meal

Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Former White House Chief Strategist and media executive Steve Bannon was offered some change and a hot meal when he was discovered by a homeless man Monday.

    "Hey buddy, you look like you're having a tougher time than I am. Here, have a couple bucks for a Big Mac," said the homeless man.

    Bannon is standing trial this week for failing to comply with subpoenas issued by the Jan 6 House select committee. He was first spotted by the kind hobo while leaning against the courthouse while the court was in recess. Reports indicate, however, that his unkempt appearance is typical and not the result of additional stress.

    "I'm a professional," said Bannon. "I made sure to shower two weeks ago."

    According to sources, the unidentified homeless man was happy to help the beleaguered Bannon until it was discovered he had a net worth of $20 million.

    "I bought that man a Big Mac!" witnesses heard the homeless man say.

    At publishing time, Steve Bannon had made $300 just sitting in front of the courthouse.

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