Don't Be A Sexist: Here Are 9 Huge Advantages Of Lady Preachers | Eastern North Carolina Now | You probably have a male pastor and haven't even considered a female pastor. Well, this is because you are a sexist. There are tons of advantages to having a lady preacher. We've included just nine of them here:

Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    You probably have a male pastor and haven't even considered a female pastor. Well, this is because you are a sexist. There are tons of advantages to having a lady preacher. We've included just nine of them here:

    1. You only have to tithe 78 cents on the dollar. - Wow! Huge cost savings for the congregation.

    2. No sports illustrations. - Girls don't watch sports, so they will never compare David beating Goliath to some dumb football game.

    3. You don't have to listen to them. - You can just kind of nod and smile and say "Mmhmm" when she preaches and "that's nice, dear."

    4. When the sermon goes long they always bring Capri Suns and orange slices for everyone. - And everyone is a winner.

    5. But sermons tend to be short because they just say "you know what you did" or give the congregation the silent treatment. - Forget lengthy descriptions of your sin -- you should know what you did.

    6. It's not weird when they wear makeup. - No more awkwardness when your pastor shows up in eyeliner!

    7. Technically, the Bible bans them from speaking in church. - If they're starting to call you out on your sin, you can just point to 1 Timothy 2 and remind them that they're not even supposed to be talking right now.

    8. They don't talk about their smokin' hot wife every sermon. - Praise the Lord -- no more going on and on about their "smokin' hot wife."

    9. She is biologically capable of creating more church members. - Is attendance down? Just have the lady preacher pump out a few more future church members!

    What are you waiting for? Go on LinkedIn and find your congregation a she-pastor!
Go Back


Latest Op-Ed & Politics

After 20 years at CNN, Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin has decided to part ways with the news organization to expose himself to new audiences.
Bill Maher, host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher,” slammed the media and society in general for effectively celebrating people for being fat, warning that the trend is a legitimate national security concern for the United States
Continuing in full truth, every honest American citizen, with just a modicum of this patriotic embrace of reality, must be asking themselves: How did this lying, corrupt, hypocrite, and now obviously confused entity of a full grown politician, ever get elected?
Daily Wire host Matt Walsh called out a transgender activist for announcing a potentially illegal plan to send hormone replacement therapy drugs to gender-confused people in red states.
Supporters of felon voting in North Carolina submitted their opening written arguments to the N.C. Supreme Court. The court's decision could affect 56,000 potential voters.
Democrat President Joe Biden’s administration will reportedly add a climate policy czar to the U.S. military to combat climate change while communist China focuses on rapidly expanding the size and capabilities of its military.
Another case of Democrats disregarding the will of the People
The government of Taiwan scrambled its air reconnaissance patrol forces and ships after the Chinese government simulated an invasion of the island on Saturday as part of its fourth straight day of military training.


Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez disputed claims of Republicans who claim the U.S. has devolved into a banana republic following the raid on former President Trump's Florida residence, saying that America is more like a Forever 21.
Multiple top U.S. military officials are sounding the alarm about communist China’s rapid expansion of the size of their military and the advancement of their military capabilities in the domains of space, cyber, land, sea, and air.
Large groups of parents shifted their political views during the pandemic.
A father and son business duo in Jacksonville, Florida, pleaded guilty to defrauding the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) of millions of dollars while knowingly hiring illegal aliens — some of whom had been previously deported.
Scholars have finally confirmed that it's not necessary to say a blessing for pre-meal chips and salsa, as they were already blessed in eternity past before the foundations of the world.
Jason Furman, the former chairman of former President Barack Obama’s Council of Economic Advisers (CEA), slammed Democrats on Tuesday for reportedly closing in on a deal that would repeal the cap on the deduction for state and local taxes (SALT), which would amount to a tax cut for the ultrawealthy.
Only 12% of Americans believe the Democrats’ “Inflation Reduction Act” will accomplish what its name suggests, according to a YouGov poll released Wednesday.
The first step in solving a problem is recognizing you have one. Republicans have belatedly identified a big one of theirs, which goes by the name Eric Holder. Let the state supreme court campaigns begin.


Madison County, North Carolina, is planning to put semi-automatic rifles in each of its six schools heading into the 2022-2023 school year for enhanced security in the case of an active shooter threat.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.
Multiple election experts projected on Tuesday night that Republican Glenn Youngkin beat Democrat Terry McAuliffe in Virginia’s governor’s race in what many critics say is a backlash to far-left Democrat policies.
This week, the Public Safety Officer Support Act, legislation introduced by U.S Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC), was signed into law by President Biden.
Christine Drazan is the Republican candidate for the Oregon gubernatorial seat in a three-way race against a Democrat and an unaffiliated candidate, in what could be a major upset and a GOP win for the first time in 43 years.
The Leandro school funding lawsuit returns to the N.C. Supreme Court Aug. 31 for oral arguments. The case dates back to 1994.


Back to Top