Nation Suffering Black Ink Shortage After Release Of Trump Affidavit | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    U.S.     The nation is reportedly facing yet another shortage under the Biden administration, this time on black printer ink. The culprit appears to be the affidavit justifying the search of Trump's Mar-a-Lago home, as nearly the entire packet was redacted with black lines through just about everything the Justice Department typed up to support the raid. Staples and Office Depot locations across the country put up "out of stock" signs earlier today, their whole stock having been snapped up by the Department of Justice as they attempted to print the document this morning. Interns were seen frantically running into various office supply stores all over the country and asking for all the black ink they could get. Several also purchased Snickers bars at the checkstand. The Biden administration says they are trying to solve the problem by sending $1 billion in black ink to Ukraine and passing more regulations on the manufacture and sale of the product.

poll#154

Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?

  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.

  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.

  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.

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poll#145

After one full year of the Biden /Harris Administration: Does Joe Biden have the intellectual capacity, and, or the energy to lead the United States of America through the mess that he predominately created ... in just one year?

  Yes

  No

  Unsure

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poll#157

Was it a judicious ploy for Joe Biden's FBI to execute the unprecedented raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate?

  Yes; the Cheneys despise this former Republican president, and for good reason ... so they say.

  No; never has a former president been treated with this level of vindictive abuse by those temporarily in power.

  Who cares? It's Trump.

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