Drag Shows And 11 Other Great Family-Friendly Activities | Eastern NC Now

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    Worried about your kids growing up to be Nazis? Plan some quality time with your family that will reinforce progressive ideas and cast aside the oppressive hands of the patriarchy!

    Here are some great family-friendly activities:

1. Family-friendly drag show: Show your children you care by taking pictures of them with half-naked.... men?
2. Family-friendly game of "stick the fork in the light socket": What happens next will shock you!
3. Family-friendly swim with sharks while covered in blood and chum: They're just marginalized!
4. Family-friendly trip to Mos Eisley: A most family-friendly hive of scum and villainy.
5. Family-friendly tightrope over a pit of coked-up alligators: Encourages exercise and balance!
6. Family-friendly journey to Mount Doom: Teach them all about the marginalized Orc community.
7. Family-friendly meth cook-off: Unless you can get your hands on some opioids.
8. Family-friendly Jewish space laser: Teach your children how the Jews control everything while you build your own scale model Jewish laser.
9. Family-friendly Kabul airport evacuation: No one will be left behind!
10. Family-friendly mini golf with bears: We suggest a new strategy: let the bears win.
11. Family-friendly meet-and-sniff with Joe Biden: What an honor!
12. Family-friendly visit to den of wolves who are dressed like sheep: Perfectly safe. Fun for all!

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Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?

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