U.S. Government Vows To Find Out Who Is Responsible For Giving Out All Of These Predatory U.S. Government Loans | Eastern North Carolina Now | The U.S. government issued a statement vowing to find out who was responsible for giving out all of these predatory U.S. government loans that have caused so much financial harm to hard-working Americans.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     The U.S. government issued a statement vowing to find out who was responsible for giving out all of these predatory U.S. government loans that have caused so much financial harm to hard-working Americans.

    The U.S. government vowed to conduct a thorough investigation into how America's colleges have worked hand-in-hand with the U.S. government to profit off of over 45 million students, and promised to leave no stone unturned while investigating everyone but the U.S. government.

    One college graduate who wished to remain anonymous, named Jarvis Woodsled, expressed hopes that the U.S. government would catch the criminals who had put a gun to his head when he was a young, naive 23-year old with no concept of what money even was, forcing him to accept a loan from the U.S. government.

    At publishing time, President Biden announced a new Czar of Predatory Lending, a Mr. Tony Soprano, but did not clarify whether he was a czar meant to investigate predatory lenders, or a czar meant to increase predatory lending.

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  No, one's individual debt should be born by the beneficiary of that debt; certainly NOT by others that work to support their own families and pay their own debts, and their taxes.
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Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
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After one full year of the Biden /Harris Administration: Does Joe Biden have the intellectual capacity, and, or the energy to lead the United States of America through the mess that he predominately created ... in just one year?
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  Unsure
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