Trump Makes Appearance In 'Orange Lives Matter' Shirt | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    MAR-A-LAGO    Hip-hop artist and fashion designer Kanye West was embroiled in controversy this week after wearing a shirt bearing the phrase "White Lives Matter" across its back. Not to be outdone, former President Donald Trump caused a stir of his own as he made a public appearance in an "Orange Lives Matter" shirt.

    "It is time for everyone to acknowledge the fact that people with orange skin are just as valued as - and, some say, more valued and more beautiful than - other people," Trump said in a statement regarding the shirt. "Orange people will no longer tolerate being made fun of, and must be treated with the respect they deserve, which is a LOT of respect, I might add."

    President Trump's bold fashion statement was quickly met with a barrage of criticism. "The man is nothing but a racist hate-monger," said Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacy Abrams in between bites of a triple bacon cheeseburger. "Orange people have no business claiming oppression. Donald Trump is a billionaire, and those Oompa-Loompas live in lavish opulence in Willie Wonka's candy factory. Comparing the plight of orange people to other minorities is a slap in the face to truly oppressed people, like me. My election was stolen from me!"

    At publishing time, Trump was unapologetic about the shirt, vowing to be the champion orange people have needed for so long. "Our nation is a great melting pot of all races and cultures. We can thank orange people for many of our greatest achievements - including my wonderful presidency. From this day forward, orange people will no longer live in fear, and we will all work together to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

    Sources say the trend might be spreading after Florida gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist was seen at the beach wearing the same shirt.

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In what may be the most divisive period in modern American History, even more divisive than the turbulent sixties due to today's lack of patriotism, consider what are the major catalysts causing so much of this calamity of conflict, and vote: What most instigates the division of America, on this day September 20, 2022?

  Racism within our society

  Sex realignment to the detriment of our society.

  Biden /Harris Wide Open Southern Border Policy for the Demographic Upheaval of OUR Constitutional Republic

  Rampant Crime in Democratic controlled cities, and the possible contagion elsewhere

  Covid Pandemic, and its mishandling at the political, and bureaucratic levels.

  The unresolved questions /allegation regarding the flawed 2020 General Election

  January 6th Riot or "Armed Insurrection", depending upon patriotic perspective

  Joe Biden as Divisive Leader; Ineffective and Corrupt Executive

  Failed Education Industry, from an overall perspective, regarding all levels of education.

  Propagandistic Media in complete conflict with the First Amendment's guarantee of Freedom of Speech, and the awesome responsibility of a Free Press..

  "Orangeman Bad!"

  Bureaucracy rushing to a behemoth size, its unjustified expense, and far too often overreach.

  The Weaponized Deep State for political purposes

  A secular ambivalence to all that is real.

  Record number of overdose deaths from opioids and now Fentanyl

  Biden Administration's disastrous Foreign Policy

  Bidenflation /supply chain failure inevitably evolving into stagflation and recession.

  "Ultra MAGA Extremists" freely speaking louder AND LOUDER!

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