AOC Says Ever Since She Died On January 6 She Has Been Using Ghost/Ghostself Pronouns | Eastern North Carolina Now | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, star congress ghost and the world's smartest socialist, revealed today that ghost has been using ghost/ghostself pronouns to refer to ghostself ever since ghost was murdered in the January 6 protests at the capitol building.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, star congressghost and the world's smartest socialist, revealed today that ghost has been using ghost/ghostself pronouns to refer to ghostself ever since ghost was murdered in the January 6 protests at the capitol building.

    "Actually, I refer to ghostself as ghost/ghostself now," ghost told reporters after one deadpronouned ghost by calling ghost "she." "When those Trump supporters walked around the Capitol taking selfies, I suddenly felt a great disturbance in the general, you know, vibe of the day. I knew something was wrong. So when I saw on Twitter that the insurrectionists were insurrecting things, I began fearing for my life. And then I died."

    When asked how ghost was still standing there talking to reporters about ghost's experience that fateful day, ghost replied, "I got better."

    Editor's note: the writer who typed this headline misgendered Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with the incorrect pronoun "she" and has been fired and reported to the FBI, IRS, and PayPal.

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  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
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Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
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