White House Lit Up With Symbol Of Religious Cult | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, DC     The White House was lit up with the colors of a fanatical cult this week, officially signaling the Biden Administration's establishment of a new state-sponsored religion. The move has received both widespread applause and serious concerns about the First Amendment implications.

    "This is a great day for our nation," President Joe Biden said at the lighting ceremony. "We have finally progressed enough that we can implement our official national religion and put it on full display here at the White House. And just look at the pretty colors, folks."

    Mainstream media sources hailed the move as a significant victory in the crusade for inclusivity and acceptance of all people, except for anyone who disagrees, in which case dissidents should be removed from society. Critics, however, questioned whether the adoption of an official national religion violates the First Amendment. "Establishing a religion in no way violates the Consitution's mandate that the government not establish a religion," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Any questions regarding this issue will be considered bigoted, racist, and other horrible things I can't think of right now."

    Republican lawmakers vowed to raise opposition to the administration's move. "The government simply cannot mandate a national religion," said Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky. "This a dangerous precedent to set."

    At publishing time, the Biden administration was believed to be in discussions to require all churches in the country to follow suit and be lit up with the same colors in a show of solidarity with the new State Religion.

It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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( December 16th, 2022 @ 11:02 am )
These people need to be stopped and stopped now. They are destroying our country and your families with their Godless intrusion into every fabric of our country and they want to change it into their demented way of thinking

They need to be stopped by any and all means possible. If you don't like our country the way it was and is supposed to be then get our. I personally want my country back to the way it use to be. We might not be perfect, but then again nobody is.
( December 16th, 2022 @ 5:59 am )

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