Hero Trump Saves Government Secrets From Cyberattack By Hiding Them At Mar-a-Lago

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.88% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.12% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Hero Trump Saves Government Secrets From Cyberattack By Hiding Them At Mar-a-Lago

Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

Publisher's Note: This series of posts on this one issue - The Unprecedented FBI Raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate - can all be found here on ENC NOW.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     The nation united in grateful praise of President Trump this morning when it was revealed that he had protected government secrets from a devastating cyberattack by hiding them all in boxes at Mar-a-Lago.

    "If there's one thing I know, it's cyber," said Trump to a rapturous crowd on Thursday morning. "I knew the devastating and terrible attack on our cyber was coming soon, so I took it upon myself to print out all the government's secrets and keep them in my bathroom where only I am allowed to go. Very secure, the most secure bathroom ever built, probably. You're welcome for saving the country. You don't have to thank me, but America would have been destroyed if I hadn't been three steps ahead of the cyber bad guys with my brain."

    Sources say the crowd cheered in a fit of ecstasy for the great genius President, much more genius than Biden or DeSantis, who had saved them all.

    At publishing time, Trump had purchased several Corvettes in which to store the documents more securely.

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In the face of a known scandal finally being revealed by the corrupt Legacy Media regarding Joe Biden, his Mishandling of Classified Documents and his long history of Influence Peddling to our Foreign Adversaries for Personal and Familial Profit: What do you believe the outcome will be in America's Leftist practice of a Two Tiered Justice System?

Nothing will happen since the Democratic Socialist Left is corrupt to the core, and their non patriot ambitions are only the control of power.

Justice WILL be served, but NOT without a tremendous fight by those willing to save the Republic.

Why can't everyone else understand that the Left is special because we care so much for our own, especially the well being of the president and his family, especially Hunter.

What difference does it make; I am a product of a failed public education system.

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