Report: U.S. Will Now Need A Co-Signer To Purchase A Used Ford Taurus

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.88% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.12% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

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Report: U.S. Will Now Need A Co-Signer To Purchase A Used Ford Taurus

Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

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    U.S.     After receiving a downgrade in its credit for the second time in history, the United States government has been informed by crediting agencies that it will now need a co-signer to purchase a used Ford Taurus

    "If it was a Kia, maybe," said credit analyst Rob McCormick. "A Ford Taurus though - sorry Uncle Sam. No can do."

    After accumulating $15 trillion in debt over the past decade, U.S. officials were shocked to learn about the credit downgrade. "Wow. I had no idea that spending $15 trillion dollars that we didn't have was an issue," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "I'm just really caught off guard that people would be hesitant to loan us even more money. I wish someone had warned me."

    Credit agencies offered a plan for the U.S. government to help repair its credit score, but reports indicate it was poorly received. "The government could, for example, try a budget," said Fitch CEO Larry Reese. "You know - track your income to ensure it doesn't exceed expenses. It's pretty radical, but there are real steps they could take."

    At publishing time, Biden had assured the American public that no one needed a budget and he could just get Ukraine to co-sign for a 2010 Taurus.

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