Grammar Enthusiast Who Knew What You Meant Just Gonna Go Ahead And Correct You Anyway | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    MADISON, WI     During an online conversation pontificating over the pros and cons of a subject no one will remember in just a few short days, user BERNIER00LZ replied to your suggestion that "You're opinions are wrong," with the curt correction "*Your" while knowing full well exactly what you meant.

    The following exchange ensued:

    SKYRIM4JESUS: You know what I mean you don't have to be a scold.

    BERNIER00LZ: You forgot a comma.

    SKYRIM4JESUS: what

    BERNIER00LZ: Oh boy, you skipped capitalizing and punctuating your "sentence" there, friend.

    SKYRIM4JESUS: Let's just get back on the topic that your opinions are worse then the economy.

    BERNIER00LZ: Your grammar is worse THAN your mom's kissing skills.

    SKYRIM4JESUS: Wow sick burn bernie.

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    BERNIER00LZ: Is your comma key broken or something?

    SKYRIM4JESUS: I can't even.

    BERNIER00LZ: THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE!

    SKYRIM4JESUS: But do you understand what I mean?

    BERNIER00LZ: I am physically unable to get passed your absolute carnage of the English language!

    SKYRIM4JESUS: *past

    At publishing time, you were still intrepidly engaged with BERNIER00LZ over grammatical crimes and had completely forgotten about the original subject matter of whether cats could be mayors.