To Encourage Biden To Rescue Hostages, Posters Will Now Feature Photos Of WNBA Players | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    U.S.     According to sources, new posters depicting hostages held captive by Hamas will feature photos of WNBA players as part of a last-ditch effort to provoke action from the Biden Administration.

    "If there's anything that can motivate Biden to move heaven and earth and bring a hostage home safely, it's a weed-smoking WNBA player/BLM activist," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to reporters. "We hope that by replacing photos of the small children and elderly women being held captive by terrorists with cool action shots of Nneka Ogwumike and Brittney Griner, Biden will be moved to use the vast power and influence of the United States to bring these people home."

    Sources confirmed the posters are already being hung up by the thousands in major cities around the world, and have not been torn down like previous versions. "OH NO! Those monsters have WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart!" said concerned citizen Karla Sims upon seeing the photos. "We have to do something about this right now!"

    At publishing time, all hostages had been immediately released from custody in exchange for every terrorist in Guantanamo Bay.

poll#211

26 days after the October 7th Terror attacks on Israel, where over 1400 Jewish men, women and children were gruesomely murdered, and hundreds more made hostage: Should the Biden /Harris administration finally state that the administration's primary Middle East negotiating partner, Iran, is behind the funding and strategy of the aggressors, the Hamas Terrorists, or continue to take the more moderate position of "Don't," which is clearly not working?

  Yes, name Iran as the funding /strategy culprit, and begin to enforce the President Trump era sanctions to END Iran's ability to prosecute this war against Israel and the United States.

  No, Iran is a valuable partner in the motives of the Biden / Harris administration, and must not be named as the culprit and our enemy.

  I have larger concerns just to survive in this economy.

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poll#209

In the minds of many, since January 20, 2021, the World has become far less safe in every theater of conflict, beginning with the attack of Israel by Iran /Hamas, so the question becomes: What caused this Worldwide calamity of extreme geopolitical dysfunction, and what will correct it?

  Joe Biden is the cause of this frightening Worldwide situation, and it will end when a Republican is elected president.

  This delayed Worldwide dysfunction and constant conflict is all Donald Trump's fault, as it is with everything that occurs going forward, and long before the man ever became the 45th president..

  Joe Biden is the "root cause" of this frightening Worldwide situation, and it will end when former President Donald John Trump is elected president.

  In the imitable words of Alfred E. Newman: "What, me worry?"

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