Get A Load Of These Insane Christian Nationalists Who Believed Rights Come From God And Not The Government | Eastern North Carolina Now

You're not gonna believe this. Check out this list of radical Christian nationalists who believe inalienable human rights are endowed on them by some sort of higher power, a Creator, or something like that, and not by the federal government.

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    You're not gonna believe this. Check out this list of radical Christian nationalists who believe inalienable human rights are endowed on them by some sort of higher power, a Creator, or something like that, and not by the federal government.

    1. This idiot named John Locke

    This loser thought liberty came from the Law of Nature and wasn't subject to the "legislative authority of man." Whatever that means. Rights come from the government. Everyone knows that.

    2. Total loser Thomas Jefferson

    Just look at the unhinged insanity in the eyes of this deranged radical.

    3. This stupid thing called The Declaration of Independence.

    "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..." UHG. Who wrote this crap?

    4. Some dummy named Thomas Paine

    Paine claimed that every child born into the world must be considered as deriving its existence from God. Uh, yeah. Ok, weirdo.

    5. Moron and inventor of lightning Benjamin Franklin

    This creep said that liberty is derived from the laws of God. Put this one on an FBI Watchlist...he's about to storm the Capitol.

    These guys are all dummies. Do human rights come from God? Never. Rights come from the government and are disseminated to the population through the mainstream media. We need to stamp out this ridiculous scourge of Christian nationalism wherever we see it... before we lose our democracy.
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