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A fascinating new study has yielded astounding results, as data indicates preaching the Gospel with a Scottish accent leads to 300% more people being saved. If the findings are correct, it may decisively prove that the Scottish accent is, in fact, God's preferred conduit for preaching.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Seba, son of Cush, became frustrated following an event dubbed by scribes as the "confusion of languages" after realizing he missed out on the sweet British accent some of the other people got.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 1:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Theologians from seminaries across the country have united in agreement that holy Scripture is 72% more powerful if read in an awesome foreign accent.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 2:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Three Russian cosmonauts wearing yellow flight suits with blue accents arrived at the International Space Station (ISS) on Friday, a move that has led to speculation that they were purposefully wearing Ukraine colors.
Published: Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022 @ 9:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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You may not agree with some of Chad Prather's opinions but that is okay. Here he just defends his Georgia and Texas accent.
Published: Friday, May 13th, 2016 @ 8:08 am
By: Bobby Tony
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I cannot stop thinking about college campuses and freedom of speech or lack thereof, and for the first time in my writing life, I feel compelled to take on a controversial topic.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2016 @ 12:06 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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The terrorist attack by yet more murderous Muslims accentuates these terrible times, and just how irrational it has been to not confront Islamist terrorists directly.
Published: Thursday, January 22nd, 2015 @ 6:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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O'kay, I will admit this one truth: This is what I do to have fun. I take pictures of sunsets, and sunrises - mostly at the beach. And yes, I am spellbound at just how unique the Washington downtown waterfront is situated to accentuate the immeasurable beauty of the sun's last gasp.
Published: Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 @ 3:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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SNL mocked her accent. She talks “funny”, so she must be an idiot — Just like George W. Bush. You know, THAT guy from Texas with the degrees from Harvard and Yale. Bill Clinton talks “funny” too, but he’s OK because (1) he agrees with us and (2) he’s married to our hero Butch Rodham.
Published: Sunday, December 2nd, 2012 @ 11:01 am
By: Brant Clifton
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It's an election year, and both major political parties have an interest in accentuating the differences between Democratic and Republican candidates for governor, legislature, and other North Carolina offices.
Published: Sunday, March 11th, 2012 @ 2:16 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Michael Keaton directs his first film and uses the old formula of substance over style to present the quirky fellowship between a hitman and a sweet girl.
Published: Friday, January 22nd, 2010 @ 12:55 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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