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The Almighty God finally had enough and had to break some difficult news to a local churchgoer today, as He sent word to a woman that she was no longer allowed to bring her tambourine to church.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 6:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources from the Almighty have confirmed that like everything else for the Orthodox, the rapture will also take place one week after the regular rapture.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man's heart was finally apprehended by the Almighty God today, as he humbled himself and turned to the Lord in prayer while sitting in his seat on an airplane and seeing an obese man with his stomach hanging out from his shirt making his way down the aisle.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man wallowed in frustration today while wrestling with the idea that the Almighty God, Creator of the universe, with infinitely more wisdom than any human, could possibly have a different opinion than he has.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man breathed a sigh of relief at the gates of Heaven as he entered the hereafter today, receiving a "Well done" commendation from God Almighty for spending his life arguing with other people in the comments section of YouTube videos.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“The God of the Bible has the last say,” said Bishop Patrick Wooden Sr.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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After hearing another cry to the Almighty over a broken McDonald's ice cream machine, the Lord sent an angel to reassure believers that in Christ's Kingdom the machines will at least work the majority of the time.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Energy secretary, leaving his post soon, spoke to Fox News about Trump, the government — and his belief in the Lord
Published: Monday, November 25th, 2019 @ 1:51 pm
By: LifeZette
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I am now 68 and have enough life experience to comment with a degree of wisdom. After a long journey with intelligentsia, Augustine says something simple and real to me: “Almighty God, himself supremely good, would never allow anything evil to invade his works, unless he were so almighty and so good
Published: Wednesday, June 18th, 2014 @ 8:49 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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The astonishing transformation of people’s religious beliefs in the United States has happened so suddenly that most of us are in a state of shock.
Published: Monday, September 17th, 2012 @ 8:18 pm
By: Marvin Sparks
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