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In early March, a tarantula the size of the Chrysler Building will descend on New York City.
Published: Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 @ 2:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Government Clarifies Alert Message Reading 'THE ARACHNIDS ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!' Just A TestU.S. — The federal government quickly reminded everyone that the emergency alert telling everyone to run for their lives from invading arachnids was merely a test.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Imagine that one day, you begin hearing a rustling and whooshing in your ear. Thinking it must be water or crackling ear wax, you make a trip to the doctor in order to have it checked out.
Published: Friday, August 30th, 2019 @ 7:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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