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Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital gowns.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today's drama regarding the ongoing search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives was ground to a halt today as over 1,000 pro-Hamas protestors stormed the U.S. Capitol led by a buffalo hat-wearing Ilhan Omar.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We're several days into a new school year, and if your kid hasn't been suspended yet, you may need to take a hard look at what type of child you're raising.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 6:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Lawmakers in New York have taken action to ban the use of gas stoves in residential buildings after newly discovered footage revealed a gas stove participating in the January 6, 2021 U.S. Capitol Building riot.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 11:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Desperate to keep more of the American public from seeing previously unreleased security camera footage from the January 6, 2021 breaching of the U.S. Capitol, New York Senator Chuck Schumer has now issued a warning that the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will crawl out of the TV
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning revelation last night, Fox News host Tucker Carlson aired previously unseen footage from the January 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol that definitively showed the mastermind behind the entire incident.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden was recently allowed out of his basement to give the American people an important, and timely message that they have no hope of overthrowing the government without any F-15s.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 9:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to inside sources, the Capitol Gift Shop has been inundated with tourists looking for Jan 6 hearing souvenirs leading one irritated employee to tack up a large sign at the entrance to the store reading “NO WE DO NOT SELL BUFFALO HAT SOUVENIRS”.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 7:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When his bi-weekly sedan fill-up exceeded $120 for the 10th time, local man Matthew Standridge found himself wondering if the Jan 6 “insurrection” was really such a tragedy.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jen Psaki has announced that she is stepping down as White House Press Secretary in order to take up a position as the Mouth of Sauron.
Published: Tuesday, May 17th, 2022 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Eyewitnesses reported Senator Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and led a group of bloodthirsty insurrectionists up the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building Wednesday morning.
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2022 @ 8:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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