A British museum has decided that an infamous Roman emperor was transgender, and will refer to him using female pronouns in the name of sensitivity.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After a devastating and tragic surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, Japanese Emperor Hirohito has called for a ceasefire.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Galactic Empire announced new merchandise today, with the Emperor releasing a special hat saying "But his Death Star".
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bid to draw large corporate interests to conduct business in South Carolina and bring tens of thousands of jobs to the state, former governor and U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley has informed Emperor Palpatine that South Carolina is the ideal location to build a new Death Star.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A sphinx-like statue and a Roman-era stone slab with inscriptions on it have been discovered in Egpyt, the Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities announced in a press release Monday.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Biden announced last evening the signing of the Tripartite Pact, a military alliance that solidifies the union of our nation's military with those of Benito Mussolini's Italian forces and Emperor Hirohito's Empire of Japan.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Emperor Palpatine's office has announced the construction of a bigger and even more powerful Death Star equipped with a 9mm. The Death Star's blast is said to be so powerful it can blow the core out of a planet.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 11:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Abu Ghraib is a gross sounding name. It is a prison that Sadam Hussein used to torture his people into submission. We, in all our righteous indignation, declared him a despot / hunted him down and saw to his execution along with his sons.
Published: Saturday, January 3rd, 2015 @ 9:48 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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