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Local man Donald Struthermeier was on high alert Monday after his wife gasped aloud while reading texts from her phone. He knew from experience that someone had either just died or bought a new handbag.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hillary Clinton, still fixated on the 2016 election which was her last gasp in gaining the presidency, decided to offer her tearful rendition of a speech she never gave: her 2016 victory speech.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to reports, your wife gasped, causing you to almost get in a fatal accident because the video she was watching on her phone showed an adorable baby goat tumble off a log.
Published: Monday, March 28th, 2022 @ 5:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The media was shaken on Tuesday night when Blue Virginia flipped red just a year after President Joe Biden won the state by a double-digit margin.
Published: Friday, December 10th, 2021 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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New Judges Will Serve McDowell, Rutherford, Henderson, Polk, Transylvania, Craven, Carteret, and Pamlico Counties
Published: Wednesday, April 3rd, 2019 @ 11:27 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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The Prius-driving, low-T, latte-sipping NPR-swooning lefty-snobs at The Charlotte Observer, one of McClatchy's many failing media holdings in The Carolinas, are aghast that this state might become more like — *GASP* — Alabama.
Published: Friday, September 19th, 2014 @ 11:49 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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We're riding out 2013′s last gasps from The Haymaker's Watauga County outpost.
Published: Saturday, December 28th, 2013 @ 3:09 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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O'kay, I will admit this one truth: This is what I do to have fun. I take pictures of sunsets, and sunrises - mostly at the beach. And yes, I am spellbound at just how unique the Washington downtown waterfront is situated to accentuate the immeasurable beauty of the sun's last gasp.
Published: Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 @ 3:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Football is getting quite a few headlines lately. The mainstream media is aghast at the idea that people can – *gasp* – get seriously hurt playing this game. Guys who play the game are — *gasp* -- sometimes not very nice to each other.
Published: Wednesday, November 6th, 2013 @ 1:07 am
By: Brant Clifton
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This article follows the one I previously wrote, entitled "Who is Really Disenfranchised?" In that article I talked about the incessant claims of "disenfranchisement" of minority voters when no such disenfranchisement exists nor any intent to do so.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2012 @ 8:49 am
By: Diane Rufino
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