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Shortly after watching the third GOP primary debate, California governor and dictator aficionado Gavin Newsom immediately called for a ban on high-capacity assault high heels from his remote office in The French Laundry.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Californians are complaining about barely-clothed prostitutes roaming the streets in broad daylight, an issue heightened by Democratic Gov. Newsom signing Senate Bill 357, local officials say.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Male members of Canada’s Parliament were mocked after parading around in hot pink heels to show their support for women victims of domestic abuse.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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An amusement park in the United Kingdom said it would no longer participate in Pride events after children witnessed an explicit drag performance by a drag queen named Crystal.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tensions boiled over Tuesday night outside a California school board meeting where officials were discussing efforts to celebrate Pride month, with parents and activists squaring off against masked Antifa members.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Deep in the Amazon jungle, a group of progressive Christian missionaries is hard at work spreading the good news of alternative lifestyles to unreached native tribes. The missionaries hope their efforts will bear fruit as they introduce some gay stuff to previously untouched civilizations.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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United States Army Secretary Christine E. Wormuth took some heat via Twitter when she boasted on Thursday that the Army was prioritizing a plan to combat climate change.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. Army spokesperson admitted concern today after the recent drop in recruitment numbers, despite the unveiling of the new "America Is Racist, You Should Die For It" slogan.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 6:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina’s state constitution, in Article IX, section 1 (“Education Encouraged”), reads: “Religion, morality, and knowledge being necessary to good government and the happiness of mankind, schools, libraries, and the means of education shall forever be encouraged.”
Published: Thursday, February 10th, 2022 @ 10:24 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Would be funny if not so deadly serious
Published: Monday, May 10th, 2021 @ 6:33 pm
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Sen. Kathy Harrington, R-Gaston, doesn’t seem impressed at becoming the first female majority leader of the N.C. Senate.
Published: Tuesday, February 2nd, 2021 @ 9:15 am
By: Carolina Journal
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And thank you very much also to a man named Matt Schlapp. What a job he's done.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2019 @ 4:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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How lovely it was to wake to the sound of a steady, gentle rain.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2017 @ 12:22 am
By: Michele Rhem
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GLADYS FAYE FRAILEY CLANTON (78) AURORA, NC, died in her home in the arms of her family on April 1, 2015 at sunrise.
Published: Friday, April 3rd, 2015 @ 8:36 am
By: Announcements
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Some members of the crowd at the Turnage Theater, February 11, 2011, were roiled by her irreverent humor, and others just laughed their fool heads off.
Published: Saturday, March 26th, 2011 @ 10:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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