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Lester Wilson and Mario Torres filed a civil rights complaint against the school after they were caught up in the student-led siege of Hamilton Hall.
Published: Sunday, August 10th, 2025 @ 6:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Capitol janitorial service made the executive decision to deep clean the Congressional hearing rooms today with military-grade flamethrowers.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources claim that Disney World is offering pronoun pins to their employees in its latest act of blatant virtue signaling.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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New White House janitor Günter Hiden received high marks for punctuality after arriving early Wednesday to clean up the leftover cocaine that had been previously discovered in the White House's famous West Wing.
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 7:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly demoted CNN employee Don Lemon says his new role as CNN's Third Shift Janitor should not be viewed as a demotion because he "gets a really cool key that gives him special access to every room in the building."
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Architect of the Capitol’s (AOC’s) director of Diversity, Inclusion and Dispute Resolution, Elizabeth Buday, violated government ethics and policies when seeking “training for the entire AOC workforce,” an inspector general (IG) report released Tuesday found.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Kyle Rittenhouse, who has been smeared by the media as a “murderer,” “vigilante,” and a “white supremacist,” worked multiple jobs as a kid, including serving as a janitor and fry cook, to help support his mother Wendy Rittenhouse and two sisters.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 11:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The January 6th hearings ended early last week when a custodian knocked on the door before poking his head in to request that the January 6th Committee clear out for the next group on the schedule.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an announcement leaked to the press, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts stated the person responsible for leaking the draft of the court's Roe v. Wade decision was found to be Swedish Supreme Court Janitor Hildur Clintonheim.
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 8:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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