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The archaeological world celebrated a remarkable discovery this week, as an excavation team announced the discovery of a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo believed to have belonged to the ancient biblical hero Samson.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 8:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In response to the recent indictment by a federal grand jury for the mishandling of classified information, Donald Trump's attorneys have argued all 37 charges should be dropped because their client was simply bored of reading the back of the shampoo bottle
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 12:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Man scientists released new health guidelines for personal hygiene on Wednesday by confirming the validity of a well-established tradition: washing your hair and letting the shampoo just sort of run down the rest of you is good enough.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 6:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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