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Tom Brady announced today he has officially signed a three year contract with the Sunnyshade Retirement Home Shuffleboard Team.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 4:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A page turned on a legendary NFL career and opened the door to exciting possibilities for the future today, as Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady announced he is permanently retired and also open to fielding offers to play for other teams.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 4:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Only hours after officially taking over Twitter, Elon Musk has taken action on firing underperforming employees. After reviewing the metrics on individual employee productivity, Musk abruptly fired 3,200 Twitter team members and replaced them with Amar.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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