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Former President Donald Trump challenged his political opponents to an eclipse stare-off over the weekend to prove who among them has the most superior retinal strength.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you're playing so crank it up to an eleven and don't take those sideways glares and mean stares as anything but encouragement
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 12:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources with insider knowledge of the Gurfneld couple's date night, wife Robin Gurfneld, after staring at her phone during the entire movie, claimed the movie's plot made no sense.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 12:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 4:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Have you ever been tempted to glance at a barely dressed woman when you're at the gym? Stop it, weakling! Women everywhere are trying to get you to stare at them so they can shame you on TikTok. Don't let this happen to you!
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kathleen Johns became stranded on the side of Highway 132 after her car's engine mysteriously gave out.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden did not have an answer on Monday when he was pressed by reporters about when the American people would receive free COVID-19 tests.
Published: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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When we used to Stare we had time to think. Great things happened when we used to think. Now we are too distracted.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2016 @ 10:09 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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