All of the dogs living in Heaven fled in horror today upon the arrival of notorious neutering advocate Bob Barker.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 1:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Doctors have finally admitted that the best treatment for the flu is watching The Price Is Right while eating crackers, ending decades-long speculation among local communities that flu medication didn't do anything.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After several days of vote counting, media outlets are now projecting that Joe Manchin will retain control of the Senate.
Published: Saturday, November 19th, 2022 @ 3:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The average American, locked down during the coronavirus, is streaming eight hours of content per day and blitzing through three TV series per week, a new survey of 2,000 U.S. residents finds.
Published: Saturday, April 18th, 2020 @ 2:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Alice Frances Brooks Chapman, age 79, a resident of Washington, NC, died Sunday April 24, 2016 at Vidant Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Wednesday, April 27th, 2016 @ 12:05 pm
By: Announcements
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