After suffering a record-tying 28th straight loss, basketball fans across the country and the other 29 NBA teams voted unanimously to demote the Detroit Pistons to the WNBA.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A surprise late entrant, former President Donald Trump absolutely dominated the NBA Dunk Contest after strapping on a pair of his brand-new sneakers known as the "Never Surrender High Tops".
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, new posters depicting hostages held captive by Hamas will feature photos of WNBA players as part of a last-ditch effort to provoke action from the Biden Administration.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Wilson Eric Dunbar, age 73, a resident of Plymouth, NC died Wednesday December 6, 2023, at ECU Medical Center in Greenville.
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Announcements
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Former NBA coach and player Phil Jackson says the league has gotten so political that he doesn’t watch it anymore.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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To its great embarrassment, the National Basketball Association discovered last night that one of the teams in the league is actually named "The Nuggets".
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 7:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 113 - 111 victory for the Denver Nuggets was suddenly upset by a surprise Lakers win thanks to the California State Assembly coming in clutch with ten extra points as a form of overdue slavery reparations.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Outspoken Christian and NBA star Jonathan Isaac is taking another stand against the leftist narratives sweeping the United States by launching a new sports and apparel company founded on the tenets of the love of God and country.
Published: Sunday, June 18th, 2023 @ 2:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Star quarterback Aaron Rodgers is now a New York Jet after the team finalized a massive deal with the Green Bay Packers Monday.
Published: Thursday, May 4th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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The NBA has confirmed that in addition to setting a new scoring record, LeBron James has broken the record for the largest number of flops in basketball history.
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The government of Turkey has put a $530,000 bounty on Enes Kanter Freedom, the pro-America former NBA star who has been an outspoken advocate of human rights.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk banned a Twitter account on Wednesday that he previously stated he would not ban, and then he unbanned the account after facing public backlash only to re-ban the account a short time later.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 12:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After becoming a national cause du jour while being unjustly held in a Russian prison, Brittney Griner has returned to the WNBA and disappeared into total anonymity.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre praised WNBA player Brittney Griner during Thursday’s press conference after the Biden administration released a notorious terrorist from custody in exchange for Griner being released from a Russian prison after she was arrested on drug charges earlier
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman helped broker the dramatic prisoner swap between the U.S. and Moscow that sprang WNBA star Brittney Griner from a Russian gulag, days after the Biden administration helped spike a lawsuit against the Saudi ruler.
Published: Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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WNBA star Brittney Griner was freed from Russian captivity Thursday in a prisoner exchange for a notorious Russian arms dealer, President Joe Biden announced.
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 10:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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In response to negative backlash over a poorly negotiated prison exchange with Russia, President Biden has begun reading The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 10:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Freed WNBA player Brittney Griner has fled back to Russia after seeing an American flag for the first time in months.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NBA star LeBron James said he stopped being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys over what he called the organization’s stance regarding its players kneeling during the national anthem.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Over the weekend, three former NBA referees filed a lawsuit against the NBA, charging they were fired for refusing to get a COVID vaccine.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 10:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Two NBA players were ejected from a game over the weekend after they engaged in a fight that ended up in the stands.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 5:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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The NBA/NFL is proposing that college become a requirement for players entering the draft. This would mean that players would have to spend at least one year in college before they are eligible for the draft.
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 12:21 pm
By: John Smith
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WNBA games are the last place on earth where a person can safely social distance, say infectious disease experts.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman said he has “permission” to travel to Russia to advocate on behalf of the WNBA’s Brittney Griner, who has been sentenced to nine years in a Russian prison on drug charges.
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 10:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden is demanding that Russia release WNBA star Brittney Griner after the American was sentenced to nine years in a Russian prison on Thursday.
Published: Thursday, August 18th, 2022 @ 12:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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WNBA star Brittney Griner was sentenced to 9 years in a Russian prison on Thursday.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 9:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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NBA legend Bill Russell has passed away at 88 years old, according to a statement posted to social media.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 12:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 7:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Two Americans died while fighting for Ukraine in the eastern region of Donbas, according to the State Department.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 5:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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A federal judge has ordered that Vanessa Bryant, widow of NBA star Kobe Bryant, must turn over her private therapy records dating from 2017 onward as part of her ongoing lawsuit against Los Angeles County over photos taken of the helicopter crash that killed her husband and 13-year-old daughter.
Published: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 @ 3:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The NBA, known for kowtowing to China over human rights violations, released a statement following the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse that claimed he was a vigilante and the men who attacked him were peacefully protesting.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 12:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Enes Kanter Freedom, the fervently pro-America NBA center who has steadfastly spoken out against the Communist Chinese regime in China, slammed NBA star LeBron James after James made a comment regarding WNBA star Brittney Griner that appeared to slam America.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 7:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NBA forward Jonathan Isaac is publicly slamming some of the media for carrying out a “blatant miscarriage of information” surrounding COVID, immunity, vaccine mandates, and treatment.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News host Tucker Carlson weighed in on the latest developments from the Kyle Rittenhouse trial during his show on Wednesday night where he discussed one of the individuals involved in the incident.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 6:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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