Bernie Sanders does not ask for money | Eastern North Carolina Now

    "Here is another fundraiser letter I did not get from Bernie Sanders. I offer the same disclaimer that I both oppose and not endorse Bernie for President at this time. I present these here so others can see the nuance of each request for donations. Bobby Tony



    Dear A$$hole,

    After reviewing the federal election commission's records, I see that you have donated to the Republican side of the political spectrum. That is your right as an American citizen. That is until January of 2017.

    After I am sworn in, I will not need to ask you for a donation because you are one of those lousy rich Ba$tards that I intend to tax the H#LL out of. You have had a free ride for long enough now and it is time for you people to pay up "YOUR FAIR SHARE".

    I have also examined your property records and see that you have a spare bedroom that is not in use. That will be the dorm room for the student that I choose to attend your local college on free tuition. If you have any money left after I tax the H#LL out of you, you will be responsible for their room and board.

    It has also come to my attention that you may own some stock through one of those crooked brokerage houses. After I institute a 100% capital gains tax on your rich A$$, we will see how you can afford to live in that so called retirement community.

    I know I can't count on you to vote for me so I have changed your polling location to an undisclosed facility. I will just give you a hint, It is hot as H#LL there and this will most likely be your last vote.

    Feel The BERN now?????
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( March 13th, 2016 @ 11:30 am )
 
I think we are all in favor of people getting their fair share of the pie. I am just concerned how they get it from those who make the pie.

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( March 10th, 2016 @ 6:34 pm )
 
I just wonder how many people don't get this.

And that my be the biggest joke.
( March 9th, 2016 @ 1:06 pm )
 
I cannot take credit for this picture, I am just not that creative, but you have to admit, it is funny.

( March 3rd, 2016 @ 10:41 am )
 
Great Link Christopher, Thanks for the perspective.
( February 19th, 2016 @ 1:10 pm )
 
Obligatory video. "Feel the Bern? There's a Cure." by Julie Borowski

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