Lazy Adam Just Going To Call This One 'Fly'

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In the shadow of the political assassination of Charlie Kirk, founder of Turning USA, a stain now exists upon our nation's collective conscious, a condition that must be excised, or our nation will not function properly as one of a self-governed people. Understanding these long standing truths: What would you suggest as a quick, and, or proper corrective measure?

20% Destroy the Fascist Donald Trump and all of MAGA, because America must never be Great Again.

80% Our self-governed people, and their properly restored institutions, under President Trump, must discover the root causes to properly correct, and save our Constitutional Republic.

0% I thought we had to shut down Free Speech we don't like to save our "democracy," so I am totally confused now.

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Published: Sunday, April 10th, 2022 @ 6:10 pm
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    GARDEN OF EDEN     A lackadaisical Adam really phoned it in with his latest animal name, deciding to just call the flying bug he was presented with 'fly'.

    "Really? That's the best you got?" boomed the voice of the Lord Almighty. "I gave you one job, Man. I knew I should have named these things myself. Just last week, I spend all this time lovingly designing this amazing creature, and Adam looks up and says 'peacock'. Give me a break."

    "I'm running out of ideas, ok?" said Adam as he sprawled out on the grass. "I nailed rhinoceros and hippopotamus. I'm pretty proud of aardvark. But there are so many animals to name, and I just want to actually enjoy literal paradise. Let's get this over with."

    Adam then proceeded to dole out the names 'blobfish', 'mountain chicken', and 'crazy ant'. An exasperated God finally put a stop to the naming after Adam declared one of the Lord's creations 'dik-dik'.

    "That's it," said God. "This man needs a woman."

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