Revealed: What Your Morning Beverage Says About Your Politics

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.85% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.15% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Revealed: What Your Morning Beverage Says About Your Politics

Published: Monday, April 11th, 2022 @ 11:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Did you know that your morning beverage of choice can predict your political leanings with 100% accuracy? Don't look it up-just trust us, it's a totally real thing.

    Here is what your preferred morning drink says about your politics:

    Black Coffee - You are a red-blooded, freedom lovin', conservative AMERICAN!

    Decaf with cream - LOL you liberal snowflake

    Metamucil - Hail to the Chief! You're the President of the United States!

    Kombucha - You're a Democratic Socialist hippie with diarrhea. Gross, dude.

    Rainwater collected with a tarp - Libertarian.

    Milk - You're either a serial killer or Mitt Romney.

    Lukewarm tap water - You're a centrist but probably call yourself "politically homeless"

    Gasoline - Anarchist

    The fresh salty sea air and a swig of brandy - Oh no! You're an 18th-century whaling vessel captain!

    Deionized Mineral Free Water - Far-right QAnon conspiracy theorist

    5 Diet Cokes - Orange authoritarian dictator

    Your own pee - Bear Grylls

    Liberal Tears - Ben Shapiro

    Tea - You are loyal to King George III and should be thrown into the harbor

    Gold River Trading Co. Tea - You believe in God, guns, freedom, and AMERICA!!!

    Skinny mocha dairy-free decaf no-whip latte - Nazi.

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