Holy Spirit Once Again Prevents Man From Tweeting

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.85% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.15% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

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Holy Spirit Once Again Prevents Man From Tweeting

Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 8:59 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    JUNIPER VILLA, CA     In an all-too-common occurrence this afternoon, local Christian man Quincy Paulson was about to tweet a brutal, savage, blistering takedown of his opponents on social media. The tweet was reportedly "fire" and "a devastating takedown" that made his foes look foolish and made him look like the smartest, most clever man in the world.

    Sadly, though, the Holy Spirit prevented him from posting the tweet once again, forcing him to press the "discard" button and never send the tweet that would have gone viral and made him famous for his intellectual prowess and wit.

    "Yeah, yeah, I know. I can't post it," Paulson muttered gloomily as he discarded the tweet and begrudgingly opened his Bible app instead. "It would have been epic, but I get it. The whole 'Christian witness' thing. I don't always have to tweet. Yeah, yeah. I read you loud and clear."

    "Could I just do, like, a little less savage version of the tweet? No? Ah, OK. Sorry."

    At publishing time, it had happened again.

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