Uncanceled: Amber Heard Hired By The Daily Wire

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

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Uncanceled: Amber Heard Hired By The Daily Wire

Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    NASHVILLE, TN     Only a few minutes after the verdict was read in the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial, conservative media company The Daily Wire announced they have uncanceled the now infamous celebrity and signed a contract with her for several new movies and shows.

    "Cancel culture is out of hand, but The Daily Wire is striking back," said CEO and grooming product salesman Jeremy Boreing. "The mainstream media thought they could destroy the career of this brilliant and charming woman, but Hollywood's loss is our gain. Take THAT, woke Hollywood!"

    According to sources, Heard will star in her own podcast as well as three new Daily Wire-produced sequels to The Hyperions.

    "I'm... so grateful... to be a part... of the Daily Wire team," said Heard, pausing unnaturally several times and making odd facial expressions as she spoke before snorting a line of cocaine. "I'll really try not to crap the bed on this opportunity."

    At publishing time, Heard had already alleged abuse and harassment by Ben Shapiro.

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