10 Socialist Arguments That DESTROY Capitalism FOR GOOD | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    We've got some insane literature for you to read that will BLOW YOUR MIND! For example, did you know that sharing is caring? It's true! Therefore, socialism!

    Be free from the oppression of material wealth! Be a socialist today!

    Here are just a few amazing arguments for socialism that DESTROY capitalism:

  1. Sharing is good: Why do you hate sharing?
  2. Socialism was proven to work in the historical documentary, Star Trek: Capitalism failed the Romulan Empire.
  3. You might meet your soulmate in a bread line: Love wins! Why do you hate love?
  4. All the bad examples of socialism aren't socialism, while all the good examples of socialism don't exist yet: But we have at least three solid examples of capitalism not working. Remember that time Frank bought that huge TV and then it was stolen? SMH
  5. Norway?: It's a country.
  6. Jesus was literally a socialist probably: We skimmed the Bible so it checks out.
  7. Under socialism, everyone will get three houses like Bernie Sanders: This is not a bribe. ;)
  8. While you will be richer under capitalism, other people will be even richer than you: Hey, that's not fair!
  9. Eating crickets leads to weight loss - you're gonna' look amazing!: No calorie restrictions!
  10. Finally, just look at this long list of places where socialism has worked:

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