Last Man Wearing Pants While Working From Home Finally Caves | Eastern North Carolina Now | Sources indicate that the last holdout still wearing full business attire to his work-from-home job has finally caved, going pantsless to his Zoom meetings this morning.

Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    SIMPSONVILLE, SC     Sources indicate that the last holdout still wearing full business attire to his work-from-home job has finally caved, going pantsless to his Zoom meetings this morning.

    "I remember back in April 2020 when I wrote a whole LinkedIn post about the importance of still wearing business attire even when working from home - simpler times!" Adam Michaels made an updated series of YouTube videos explaining his decision, lifting his leg into frame to show his hairy thigh under boxer briefs and explaining why he no longer wears pants.

    After his standard introduction to his video series "How To Achieve Ultimate Productivity While Working From Home," Mr. Michaels backed away from his camera and walked in circles to demonstrate his new "business up top, comfort on the bottom" style. "I still stand by 'working your best because you're looking your best' - but now I place a greater emphasis on 'ergonomics, comfort, and letting the ol' dogs breathe.'"

    Other working-from-home topics covered on the channel have included "Ideal Workspace Setups When Working in a Laundry Room", "How To Soundproof a Bathroom", and "Top 10 Foods Guaranteed To Shut Your Noisy Kids Up". Sources say Michaels has had extra time to devote to the YouTube channel thanks to his new 4-hour workday.

    At publishing time, Mr. Michaels also became the last person to stop texting and start using Siri talk-to-text.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published)
Enter Your Comment ( no code or urls allowed, text only please )




Measuring the Spread of DEI Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics FBI got Americans to sign away their gun rights


HbAD0

Latest Op-Ed & Politics

We trust our readers to make their own conclusions. We'd love to hear what you think
A spokesman for Santa's Workshop today announced the organization's latest advance in their ongoing efforts to determine who's naughty and who's nice
demands federal government pays it to all, costing billions
Vice President Kamala Harris is spearheading a White House initiative to electrify the nation’s school buses, the administration announced Wednesday.
politization of leadership is biggest public concern
Twitter CEO Elon Musk said Monday that he will soon be releasing files on how the social media platform has engaged in suppressing free speech.
In the age of wokeness, ideological (re)education trumps mission-preparedness.
A new book alleges that after Ted Kennedy left his car and his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, in a pond off of Chappaquiddick Island, where Kopechne drowned, he returned to the party they had attended and told his close friends he wanted to say Kopechne was driving the car.
Hawaii’s largest active volcano began erupting Sunday night, with lava flow warnings issued to the surrounding area.

HbAD1

Apple CEO Tim Cook confirmed this morning that he's prepared to remove the Twitter app from the App Store but that he's waiting for orders from CCP President Xi before he makes a move.
A wave of Twitter users began impersonating government officials and major corporations after Elon Musk introduced a new scheme for verifying users on the platform.
In a dramatic ruling issued just days before midterm elections, the North Carolina Supreme Court upheld a lower court’s ruling and ordered the transfer of millions of dollars to pay for a school improvement plan designed to ensure North Carolina’s school children receive a sound basic education
Chest reconstruction surgeries performed on minors across the United States increased by approximately 400% during a three-year span, according to a new report.
bill would subsidize MSM, leave out conservative media
Christine McVie, the English singer-songwriter who helped launch the rock band Fleetwood Mac into international fame, has died. She was 79.
Research suggests that certain octopuses deliberately throw objects like silt, sand, and shells at other octopuses.
Balenciaga is facing a wave of online criticism after a MyPillow pillow was spotted in the background of one of the company's photo shoots for its winter collection. The CEO of MyPillow Mike Lindell is known for his strong support of Donald Trump.

HbAD2

Charges against the CEO of an election technology company have been dismissed after Los Angeles County prosecutors found “potential bias” in an investigation.
Twitter CEO Musk promises, 'Twitter 2.0 will be far more effective, transparent and even-handed'
Actor Ralph Fiennes made it clear that he stood with “Harry Potter” creator J.K. Rowling, decrying the verbal abuse directed at her in recent months as “appalling” and “disgusting.”
Until the last weeks of the election, polls consistently showed Republican U.S. Rep. Ted Budd and Democrat former state Supreme Court Chief Justice Cheri Beasley in a dead heat for North Carolina’s open U.S. Senate seat
Twitter employees circulated a list of demands on Monday, calling on billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk to address their concerns when he completes his purchase of the social media platform.
According to sources, thousands of right-wing, anti-science extremists have converged in Shanghai to protest Chinese President Xi's common sense COVID restrictions.
A video of a young Meta employee enjoying company perks and not appearing to do much work has gone viral and drawn online mockery just as company founder Mark Zuckerberg faces pressure from investors to cut headcount.
Not talking reindeer games here. Talking about the political gamesmanship already beginning in the congress.

HbAD3

 
Back to Top