'It's Tucker Carlson!' Says Jennifer Lawrence At Every Image In Rorschach Test | Eastern NC Now

According to sources, Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence is now meeting with a therapist 5 times per week to help her deal with the trauma of having conservative relatives and dreaming about Fox News hosts.

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    BEVERLY HILLS, CA     According to sources, Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence is now meeting with a therapist 5 times per week to help her deal with the trauma of having conservative relatives and dreaming about Fox News hosts.

    "AAAAHHHHHHHHH! It's Tucker Carlson! Take him away! Take him away!" said Lawrence as her therapist showed her an ink blot on a piece of white paper. "He haunts my dreams! He's everywhere! GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD!"

    Lawrence then screamed "Tucker Carlson!" at every ink blot until the concerned doctor had shown her every page in the Rorschach test.

    "We stand with Miss Lawrence as she endures unspeakable torment at the hands of people who think differently than her," said APA President Frank C. Worrell. "No human being should have to endure this."

    Critics are also condemning Lawrence's therapist, as he has assigned her with watching Fox News every night to help her face her fears.

    UPDATE: After 1 week of watching Fox News, Lawrence is now a Republican. She is reportedly still having dreams about Tucker Carlson.
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