Martha's Vineyard Lovingly Welcomes Immigrants To Any Other Part Of America | Eastern North Carolina Now | The nation is inspired after the tender and progressive residents of Martha's Vineyard greeted 50 immigrants with open arms and lovingly welcomed them to go somewhere else.

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    MARTHA'S VINEYARD     The nation is inspired after the tender and progressive residents of Martha's Vineyard greeted 50 immigrants with open arms and lovingly welcomed them to go somewhere else.

    "Here in the white, affluent island of Martha's Vineyard, we care about the poors, the immigrants, and the refugees," said local homeowner Karen Whiteface. "That's why we as a community banded together, and reached out in compassion to tell these brown people to get on the bus where they would be taken to an army base."

    Several media outlets were on the scene as migrants were caringly herded back onto the buses by people wearing Brunello Cucinelli boat shoes and cashmere sweaters, who afterward ran off to make their court times at the local tennis club. "The outpouring of otherworldly lovingkindness from this progressive community is stunning," said one local news anchor. "I have never seen a group of people so humanely told to 'go back where they came from.' These people certainly practice what they preach."

    At publishing time, the National Guard had successfully dropped the entire group of migrants in Ohio as usual.

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In what may be the most divisive period in modern American History, even more divisive than the turbulent sixties due to today's lack of patriotism, consider what are the major catalysts causing so much of this calamity of conflict, and vote: What most instigates the division of America, on this day September 20, 2022?
  Racism within our society
  Sex realignment to the detriment of our society.
  Biden /Harris Wide Open Southern Border Policy for the Demographic Upheaval of OUR Constitutional Republic
  Rampant Crime in Democratic controlled cities, and the possible contagion elsewhere
  Covid Pandemic, and its mishandling at the political, and bureaucratic levels.
  The unresolved questions /allegation regarding the flawed 2020 General Election
  January 6th Riot or "Armed Insurrection", depending upon patriotic perspective
  Joe Biden as Divisive Leader; Ineffective and Corrupt Executive
  Failed Education Industry, from an overall perspective, regarding all levels of education.
  Propagandistic Media in complete conflict with the First Amendment's guarantee of Freedom of Speech, and the awesome responsibility of a Free Press..
  "Orangeman Bad!"
  Bureaucracy rushing to a behemoth size, its unjustified expense, and far too often overreach.
  The Weaponized Deep State for political purposes
  A secular ambivalence to all that is real.
  Record number of overdose deaths from opioids and now Fentanyl
  Biden Administration's disastrous Foreign Policy
  Bidenflation /supply chain failure inevitably evolving into stagflation and recession.
  "Ultra MAGA Extremists" freely speaking louder AND LOUDER!
696 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#154
Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
1,181 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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