Kanye Made Honorary Member Of The Squad After Antisemitic Comments | Eastern North Carolina Now

After unleashing another barrage of antisemitic comments, Ye has been named an honorary member of "The Squad".

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    LOS ANGELES, CA     After unleashing another barrage of antisemitic comments, Ye has been named an honorary member of "The Squad".

    "Ye has that perfect combination of unhinged lunacy and Jew-hatred that we are looking for," said Representative Ilhan Omar. "We can't wait to welcome him to one of our 'Schindler's List' watch parties!"

    Ye stated that he was tripping on psychiatric medications when he made the first round of antisemitic remarks but has since clarified that he just really hates Jews. "I do want to make it absolutely clear that those medications played no role whatsoever in expressing my disdain for Jewish people," said Ye. "I would further like to apologize to anyone who may have gotten the wrong impression about my deep-seated contempt for those greedy Zionists. It is one hundred percent real, and puts amateurs like Mel Gibson to shame."

    After hearing the news, "Squad" members Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez immediately lobbied for Ye's inclusion into their group. "It's so refreshing to have a cultural icon like Ye share our vision of pushing Israel into the sea," said Omar. "We've fostered a lot of violence against Jewish people in my New York district, but we need people like Ye to really take that violence mainstream. I even made us all matching 'Non-Jew Lives Matter' shirts as a welcome gift!"

    At publishing time, Ye had announced that any Jew who joins his social media app Parler will be identified by a little gold verification badge.
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