Report: They're Going To Steal The Election Unless You Get This Book | Eastern North Carolina Now | OUR DEMOCRACY IS IN GRAVE DANGER, and the only way to save it is to be informed! That's why the democracy experts at the Babylon Bee have written the definitive guide to our constitutional republic.

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    OUR DEMOCRACY IS IN GRAVE DANGER, and the only way to save it is to be informed! That's why the democracy experts at the Babylon Bee have written the definitive guide to our constitutional republic.

    In our definitive guide, you will learn:

  • How to rig elections
  • How to bribe politicians
  • How to destroy your political opponents online
  • How the Constitution protects your right to own an F-15
  • How Big Tech companies rule the world from their evil lairs
  • How to conduct an insurrection
  • Why America is NOT REALLY a democracy

    Laugh along with us as we explore the worst political system on earth--except for all the others!

    Seriously though - we wrote this book to provide some levity in the midst of a crazy election season. We hope it makes you laugh as much as we laughed while writing it.

poll#166
With the Midterm Elections less than one week away: What do you consider the top issues that you will be voting on to be corrected by your better representation?
  Education
  Crime
  Big Government getting Bigger
  Biden /Democrat controlled Spike in Energy Cost
  Inflation created by Legislation of Majority in Power
  Gender Reassignment
  Corrupted Bureaucratic /Service (DOJ, FBI, etc.) Institutions
  Abortion
  Discredited Legacy Media
  Ending the Corruption of Dishonest Politicians
  Corruptive Influence of Social Media
  Wide Open Southern Border
189 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#154
Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
1,181 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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