Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick | Eastern North Carolina Now | According to sources at the White House, Joe Biden admitted after his interview with trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney that he didn't "feel right" about the meeting, as "something kind of smelled off about that broad."

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     According to sources at the White House, Joe Biden admitted after his interview with trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney that he didn't "feel right" about the meeting, as "something kind of smelled off about that broad."

    The comments came after Dylan had departed the White House, and Biden debriefed with his staffers, letting them know he was "on the scent" of something that was amiss with the TikTokker.

    "Listen, all I'm saying is she didn't pass the sniff test if you know what I mean," Biden confided in aides after Mulvaney had left the meeting. "You've gotta follow your nose about these things, and let -- l-l-let me tell you, something's rotten in the state of Dylan. Particularly the scent of her hair."

    "Wait a minute - I'd know that smell anywhere - she's a dude!" he finally shouted before aides tackled him to the ground and administered a mild tranquilizer, which they have on hand for these kinds of things.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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After one full year of the Biden /Harris Administration: Does Joe Biden have the intellectual capacity, and, or the energy to lead the United States of America through the mess that he predominately created ... in just one year?
  Yes
  No
  Unsure
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poll#154
Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
1,182 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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