Besides COVID, Here Are 43 Other Things Democrats Are Requesting Amnesty On | Eastern NC Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    After shattering countless lives with heavy-handed and unscientific COVID responses, the Democrats are now asking America to "forget it and move on."

    Let's just pretend it never happened, shall we?

    Here are some other things Democrats want you to forget their responsibility for:

1. Slavery
2. Jim Crow laws
3. Grooming children
4. Ted Kennedy
5. U2
6. Banning Dr. Seuss books
7. Trying to shut down a local business by Oberlin College with false accusations of racism
8. Trying to shut down a local business in Colorado with false accusations of homophobia
9. The DMV
10. Kale
11. Dr. Fauci
12. The Rings of Power
13. Comedienne Amy Schumer
14. The term "comedienne"
15. President Andrew Jackson
16. The Indian Removal Act and Trail of Tears
17. Gluing themselves to things
18. Keto cereal
19. Turning the frogs gay
20. $5 coffee
21. Faking Obama's birth certificate
22. Jeffrey Epstein
23. Killing Jeffrey Epstein
24. Michael Moore
25. Not killing Michael Moore
26. Peanut butter that you have to stir
27. The term "the personal is political"
28. The KKK
29. Kale again
30. Homeless crisis
31. Fatherless homes
32. Facebook's Metaverse
33. $7 coffee
34. The invention of taxation
35. Encouraging early decorating for Christmas as a scheme to make people annoyed with the holiday
36. The song "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
37. Saying "Happy Holidays" in a deliberate act to murder Christmas
38. Soccer
39. Calories and cholesterol
40. Electric cars
41. Burning down cities and murdering 19 people during the summer of love
42. Trying every day to destroy the whole of Western Civilization
43. Hillary Clinton