Trump Announces Run For Historic Third Term | Eastern North Carolina Now | Last night President Trump made the announcement that he will be running for a historic third term as president after already winning the two previous ones.

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    MAR-A-LAGO, FL     Last night President Trump made the announcement that he will be running for a historic third term as president after already winning the two previous ones.

    "Yes, a third term. A beautiful third term. No one has ever been able to do this before, many think it's impossible, really, but we will," said Trump to the excited crowd. "I easily won the last two elections by more votes than anyone ever before in the history of our country. No one could do that but me, not even Ron DeSanctimonious. We're going to do it again! We will totally win. Win big."

    Legal scholars insisted the Constitution prevents Trump from being elected for a third term, but Trump totally shut them down on Truth Social by calling them "4th-rate legal scholars who probably got a less than stellar score on the Legal Scholar Exam."

    "We are going to make America a big, beautiful, great, glorious country again," said Trump. "We'll do it with our third term. And by throwing the entire staff of the Washington Post in jail. Doesn't that sound nice?"

    At publishing time, concerns had been raised by several in the audience when the 76-year-old Trump wandered aimlessly off stage in the middle of his speech.

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In the most recent Midterms Election, the "Republican Red Wave" turned out to be a "Republican Red Ripple," which, as in all elections, confounded the political prognosticators of what to expect down the governing /political road: What, and who, do you think is best for this meandering Representative Republic in the near future?
  Because they know how to best allocate the public's money back to the right part of the public, the Democrats will NOW always prevail and get my vote.
  With patriotic pragmatism the cornerstone of the best of the Republican Party, they will ultimately save this Constitutional Republic from self-destruction.
  Since the Executive Branch is so important to turn this Representative Republic around, I am still on Team Trump in 2024.
  Since the nation may need a different path to Conservative patriotism in the Executive, I am joining Team DeSantis.
  Because I am entitled to take the government dole, the prevailing favoritism whenever possible, I will support any, and every Democrat candidate.
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